Cats and babies aren’t supposed to get on. But rules, as Mummy says, are made to be broken. Here you can see Sylvester the cat and I engaging in our favourite hobby. Lazing about.

He’s quite a docile cat, liking nothing better than sleep, food and more sleep. We’ve got a lot in common.

In fact we’ve struck up quite a relationship. Far from hiding under the bed when I arrived home, he came to see me and extended a paw.

Sylv also keeps tabs on Daddy and Mummy’s nappy changing abilities and often sniffs the air in disgust. Not from the nappies you understand.