DRAFT RECAP

Today a Tsunami of excitement crashed into the NFFL. 2006 is history and 2007 is here. Twelve new teams stand glistening on the beach ready to capture the Superbowl. Twelve standards are raised. The press conferences are over . ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!

Are all the teams really ready. Yes. Do all the teams really know what they are doing. After today I don't know. How about these two teams.

hubris |ˈ(h)yoōbris|

noun

excessive pride or self-confidence.

• (in Greek tragedy) excessive pride toward or defiance of the gods, leading to nemesis.

DERIVATIVES

hubristic |(h)yoōˈbristik| adjective

ORIGIN Greek.

Interesting,that sounds like Barrie Mustangs. Fred Taylor,Clinton Portis,Drew Carter,Greg Jeonings = Undefeated? Yes you have a good team but man are you hubristic.

clown |kloun|

noun

• a comical, silly, playful person : I was always the class clown.

• a foolish or incompetent person : we need a serious government, not a bunch of clowns.

The Clowns drafted the whole receiver corp for Jacksonville. Sorry I am giggling. I think he drafted them because they are in the same division as the Colts. Thank you clowns for being so playful,silly or um foolish?. Oh by the way I have watched the Superbowl for 30 years and I can't seem to recall ever seeing a clown there.

The Clowns and the Mustangs both get awards today

VIRGIN CHRONICLES

Every summer a teen flick hits number one in the summer. PORKYS,AMERICAN PIE come to mind. A previrginal geek is usually the star. We laugh at his hi-jinks as he tries to lose the big one. At the end the geek usually relaxes and gets the girl. Well there were plenty of hi-jinks today.

Main Street, Tony Hunt is not Main street.

This is Main Streets press release. Tony Hunt is a sleeper. Tony Hunt is a touchdown maker. When the Eagles get close to the endzone they will give it to him instead of Mcnabb or Westbrook.

Ok brilliant theory,one problem do not draft a sleeper in the second round. Then he is not a sleeper,he is an potential embarrassment. I feel for your season ticket holders.

M.V.P. this is not the Longest Yard. This league drafts players from the NFL not from the American penal colony. In addition to Vick, Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds are still available . I hope M.V.P. will issue a press release to explain the Vick Draft.

Franchise you tried to hard. Defense does not win championships,it gets you there but if you don't score you will lose. Is this not about scoring ,virgin?

The virgin who did well was Millerkillers. Why, he did nothing. When I phoned him to congratulate him, he had not set up his internet yet .(poor university student) Thats the secret virgins,relax,meditate,practice tantra and you will score.

EARLY DRAFT GRADES

A+

ANGRY MONKEYS

The Monkeys worked hard all summer and last night it paid off. Mcnabb, Johnson, Williams, Housmaandzah, Evans, Henry, Taylor, Mcgee, Kitna, Hamlin, Mathis, two good defenses. I don't recognize any sleepers in that list. Are the Monkeys the Fluffy Bunny of 2007. I don't see how Monkeys can lose.

A-

RIGID IRISH

The best QB ,Three good RBs ,Three good WRs,could be the sleeper to take the North Division. Will RIGID be turgid when he visits ANGRY MONKEYS opening day weekend?

B

Barrie Mustangs and Simcoe Psychos made some costly errors. One of these teams will fall to the surging RIGID. Maybe RIGID will give you a shopping spree as compensation.

Emerge and Juventus you did well to,but face it, ANGRY MONKEYS has blown right by you. I think the South Division is his Jungle now. These two teams both have tough opening schedules. I could see one of them being 0-2 . these two teams should send monkey away too a cabin somewhere like he did last year.

BUNNY not bad,but why worry, after today it appears you have only have to worry about the Sith

SITH no superstars,just a solid draft. This team will be competitive like always.

C+

MILLERKILLERS

Keeping it simple philosophy is worker for the killers

C

FRANCHISE

Don't try so hard

C-

M.V.P. MAIN STREET

VICK,HUNT . Case closed

Your draft grades will be in your trophy case

PRESEASON PROJECTIONS

NORTH

1. MUSTANGS 9-5

2. RIGID 8-6

3. CLOWNS 6-8

4. KILLERS 5-9

CENTRAL

1. SITH 8-6

2. BUNNY 8-6

3. FRANCHISE 4-1O

4. MAIN STREET 4-10

SOUTH

1. ANGRY MONKEYS 12-2

2. JUVENTUS 10-4

3. EMILLERATORS 7-7

4. M.V.P. 3-11

PLAYOFFS

FIRST ROUND

BYE ANGRY MONKEYS,MUSTANGS

SITH DEFEATS RIGID

JUVENTUS DEFEATS BUNNY

SEMIFINAL

SITH DEFEATS MUSTANGS

ANGRY MONKEY DEFEATS JUVENTUS

SUPERBOWL

SITH VERSUS ANGRY MONKEY