VIRGIN WEEKEND

The Virgins had to accept harsh conditions to join this league. They picked after the classic teams. They were given abysmal keepers. Their draft picks were ridiculed.

Despite their lot,these unspoiled,unsullied teams remain fervent to win.

The league likes their logos. Blasted M.V.P. is strong,Franchise's is classical modern and MMK is artsy. I can't figure out Main Street's logo means. What the league really likes is that these teams are trying to compete every week. Did you notice how their game lines changed this week. Much different than some teams last year. The league admires how MMK took his loss like man. No quitting wimps in this bunch. More impressive are their results. M.V.P. not only last his virginity last week but scored the sixth highest score. Let's not forget MMK who came so very close.

VIRGIN PREDICTIONS

MMK VERSUS MAIN STREET

This one is close to call. At the start of the week MMK had a huge lead,but MMK made little changes while Main street made huge changes. Main Street even dropped his sleeper candidate . This game is too close to call. It would be a shame for MMK to be 0-2 after his amazing effort last week.

M.V.P. versus Franchise

Franchise still appears to be learning the ropes. M.V.P. minus Vick should win this one. If M.V.P. wins this he could have sole possession of first place in his division. M.V.P. could be a playoff team!

CENTRAL DIVISION PATSIES?

Something historical almost happened last week. This division was almost swept. Also this division's scoring other than the Sith was quite low. This weekend none of the teams in this division are favoured. Last year if you played the Bunny you chalked up a loss 83% of the time. If you played the Sith you scored low , if you managed to win it was reversed,or tried to get a player before the Sith it never happened. Things can change a lot in one year,or maybe not only time will tell.

WEEK ONE POWER RANKINGS

1. BARRIE MUSTANGS 1269.8

2. JARVIS SITH 1119.6

3. RIGID IRISH 1089.7

4. EMILLERATORS 1079.7

5. BLASTED M.V.P. 1,017.9

6. SIMCOE PSYCHOS 975.9

7. JUVENTUS 954.9

8. MILLERKILLERS 904.1

9. BUNNY 797.3

10.MONKEYS 740.6

11. MISANTHROPES 678.3

12 FRANCHISE 632.2

FRANCHISE'S MORAL QUESTION

Franchise is such a virgin. Rule number 1. There are no morals in fantasy football. And dilemna,if you going to continue winning you have to be decisive.Of course you are going you drop your coach. You have do not have the insight to know if your coach is going to win. If the Sith was in this situation he would be playing his coach because he would know his coach would win. In your case take the safe route virgin and drop your coach.