TEAM OF THE WEEK LYNNDALE LOSERS

SUPERBOWL LOSERS VS SITH

Who had a 23-5 record and lost,Bunny and Enemas. Who was 1,2 in points scored and lost, Bunny and Enemas. Who was 1,2 in trophy stars and lost, Bunny and Enemas. Who had a bye in the playoffs and only had to win one game to get to the Superbowl and lost,Bunny and Enemas. Who has the #2QB,#1RB,#4 RB,#5 RB,#8 RB, #2 WR , #1 TE and lost ,Bunny and Enemas. Who both won thier divisions with games to spare and lost,Bunny and Enemas. Who never had more than a one game losing streak and lost ,Bunny and Enemas. Who was League Champion and lost, Bunny.Who put Paris Hilton's she taco on the league website and lost,Bunny. (Couldn't think of something comparable that Enemas did.) Who had homefield advantage and lost,Bunny and Enemas. Who has led the league 1,2 since week 3 and lost,Bunny and Enemas.Who will not be going to the big dance,Bunny and Enemas.Who will not be Champion of 2006,Bunny and Enemas.

That's right folks a huge tremor , no tsunamai,no Cataclysm went through the NFFL this Christmas weekend,Bunny and Enemas lost. If Angry Monkeys lost to Doulble D's was embarrassing this was historical. This compares with Caesar at Pharsalus,William the Conqueror at Hastings and Reagan at the Berlin Wall. Was it attrition that defeated them? Was it a lack playoff experience that defeated them. No it was thier extraordinary conceit.

conceit |k?n?s?t| noun 1 excessive pride in oneself : he was puffed up with conceit. See notes at egotism, pride .

conceit noun 1 his extraordinary conceit vanity, narcissism, conceitedness, egotism, self-admiration, self-regard; pride, arrogance, hubris, self-importance; self-satisfaction, smugness; informal bigheadedness; literary vainglory. See notes at egotism, pride . antonym humility.

Enemas never considered the Losers an opponent. Enemas even told Losers that two of his star players were no good. Enemas was looking to exact revenge Bunny next weekend. Well Enemas you have your wish.As for Bunny he spent the week embarrassing Martini Doctor. He tormented Martini so much that Martini morphed into an Angry Monkey. But did Bunny notice that one of his players was suspended 72 hrs before his game,no. What a shakespaerean tragedy. Shakespaere should write a play about this right now.

How about our Superbowl contestants? They were thier antomym of conciet ,they were humble. That is the secret of winning fantasy football,humility,because ON ANY GIVEN SUNDAY ,CHRISTMAS,NEW YEARS, ANY ONE CAN WIN.

GAME SUMMARY

BIDET BOWL

The weather was hot and the scores were high. The North Division Losers after a slow first quarter rolled past the Enemas in the 2nd quarter scoring almost 200 points. This explosion reminds me of the 35 point Doug William 2nd quarter rally against the Denver Bronco's . The Redskins were underdogs in that Superbowl too. And just like that game it was over at halftime.

Congatulation to the Loser's . This is the first team with a .500 record to be in the NFFL Superbowl. Actually I think the first .500 team to be in any league championship that I have ever heard off. What an upset.

GROTTO BOWL

It was raining. The field was muddy. The scores were low. This game was even until the third quarter. The Sith had hoped that it's better recievers would balance out Bunnies dominence at running back but Bunnies one reciever had an outstanding game and the score was even. Then started the the 3rd quarter and Bunny brought out L.T. L.T. started out slow but then ripped off a sixty yard run. It looked like the end for the Sith. Then L.T. caught another pass and ran for what must have been a 1000 yds. Now it was definitely over for the Sith. But wait a flag. Yes a precious little yellow flag thrown from a referree's back pocket. Holding San Diego !!!!. 1000 yd gain reversed. Sith was still in the game. The weak seattle defense did not break never allowing L.T. a touchdown. Meanwhile Alexander (fractured metatarsal.) ran through San Diegos excellant defense scoring 36 points and two TDs. This was Bunny's Waterloo. Bunny made a spirited effort in the fourth quarter but the Sith were able to hold Bunny back with Brown. (fractured metacarpal)

There you have it

LOSERS,SITH 16-12 in the SUPERBOWL !!!

CONSOLATION

In consolation the TEAMS are almost back where they started except for Angry Monkey who moved up a slot and Warriors who moved down a slot. Team Cavanagh and Psychos will be vying for the consolation TITLE. With another loss ,Warriors has lost eight of it's last nine games. It is hard to imagine that at midseason the Warriors were 4-3 and in playoff contention. Warriors have you listened to your song yet?