Cults always get busted in the end. Why, because they are cults! With a few simple steps your cult can stay out of the government crosshairs.
1. Don’t have sex with underage girls.
2. Don’t make sex with a leader or person a requirement to join the cult.
3. Don’t have more than 1 wife. You can have many girlfriends, but only 1 wife.
4. Don’t keep a lot of firearms/weapons lying around.
5. Do let your members communicate & see their family members.
6. Don’t serve Flavor Aid to groups from large buckets.
7. Pay your taxes.
1. Don’t worship a person.
2. Don’t use your name in the title,i.e.. Church of Bob.
3. Don't worry so much about getting to the next world, concentrate on this one.
The point here is: Don’t start another cult. We’ve had enough!
<b>Rules for Your Cult</b>
<b><i>Saturday, March 22, 2008</i></b>