Cults always get busted in the end. Why, because they are cults!  With a few simple steps your cult can stay out of the government crosshairs.

1.Don’t have sex with underage girls.

2.Don’t make sex with a leader or person a requirement to join the cult.

3.Don’t have more than 1 wife. You can have many girlfriends, but only 1 wife.

4.Don’t keep a lot of firearms/weapons lying around.

5.Do let your members communicate & see their family members.

6.Don’t serve Flavor Aid to groups from large buckets.

7.       Pay your taxes.

8. 8.      Don’t worship a person.
   

9. 9.      Don’t use your name in the title,i.e.. Church of Bob.
   

10. 10.    Don't worry so much about getting to the next world, concentrate on this one.
    

The point here is: Don’t start another cult. We’ve had enough!