I’ve been inspired. I have a new five year plan. Llama wool clothing. For both people and for the average sized llama.

So I’m going into business for myself. Be my own boss. Set my own hours. It’ll be great. I’m going to need some alpine mountain llamas, shears, and a sewing machine. Maybe llama food, too. I’ll have to remember to wikipedia that later.

I’ll start with a modest sized llama pasture and a step-powered spinning wheel just like in the olden days (if for nothing other than a nice vintage feel). I’ll bring the llamawool-less Americans of today the quality llama hair fabric that their delicate skin so desperately needs. Did you know that not only does llama wool have sun repellant qualities (if you wear enough of it) but studies have also shown that if you wear llama wool you will never age? That’s right. Never.

That’s why llamas love it so much. In fact, I’m thinking of starting a side business in clothing for actual llamas as well. That is, once the selling-to-people business takes off. I think animals have hearts and kidneys and rights just like any person. Especially the right to clothes shopping. Honestly, what would be more comforting to a llama than to find that llama wool clothing is even an option. I bet it would just make that poor, unfortunate llama’s day. He wouldn’t be poor and unfortunate anymore. And that ladies and gentlemen, is why I’m setting up shop in the rewarding field of llama wool clothing.

Well, fellow graduates, I leave you now to your own ponderings about the future. If you get too sad and depressed about jobs and...jobs, remember that llama wool also has anti-depressant agents and I’ll be open for business in only a matter of llama hair growth. Like I said, I’m inspired. I’m going to make the world a better place, one llama-clothed llama (and recent graduate) at a time.