“The history of the world is but the biography of great men.”

-Thomas Carlyle

Dylan Matthews is a man of extreme, Godly, near Obamian greatness. His loyalty to his arbitrarily assigned UC district of South Yard extends beyond any normal man’s basic restraint impulse. Why? Because he is not a normal man. He is a great man.

In fact, if Thomas Carlyle were to have met Dylan, he would have hanged himself in despair at the impossibility of achieving such greatness. And Thomas Carlyle was a total baller.