About Me

 

A little bit about me . . . okay, a lot about me.

I had this cool teacher, Mrs. Graham, who put pictures on the blackboard and told us to write our own story about the picture. She took me and a couple of other kids to a lecture she gave to fellow teachers about her radical new teaching techniques. I got stuck at the blackboard in the back of the room where no one could see me. Rats. But, I got the best picture. A white kitten sitting in a colander of spaghetti noodles. Yes. I filled that chalkboard with an amazing tale. The girl who got to be at the front board just wet her pants.